Ipsum ipsum

So part of my job is to wireframe out screens to help the team figure out the cleanest user experience when playing our games. This means sometimes I have to lay out a block of text that isn't written yet. Secretly I love this part of my day because I can write a slew of random awesome, that will never actually make it into the game, but will briefly amuse myself, the engineers and project managers.

Magical nuggets that are in my current comps include:
"This is where a tooltip with we tell the user useful information. Do a barrel roll!"
"+25 Shield of Fluffy Kittens"
At least two dozens uses of the word "Unicorn"
A handful of WHY U NO's
Three Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy references
Two Sir Mix-A-Lot references
One "Ain't Nobody Got No Time For That"

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